Made my first AI project today.

[Pete]

It's a robot golfer. So far, all I can get it to learn is to pound its club repeatedly on the ground, but that's got 90% of the people at my country club completely fooled into thinking it's a real golfer. Now if I can just get it to pee standing up. Hopefully soon. The price of oil isn't getting any cheaper.

Pete

[Kernelpanic]

It's a robot golfer. So far, all I can get it to learn is to pound its club repeatedly on the ground, but that's got 90% of the people at my country club completely fooled into thinking it's a real golfer. Now if I can just get it to pee standing up. Hopefully soon. The price of oil isn't getting any cheaper.

Pete

Oh yeah, and what can I say as a German? Our politics idiots shut down the nuclear power plants, buy blood oil from Saudi Arabia (war in Yemen); that is morally better than Putin's fascist oil. And then our idiots buy your shitty fracking gas at pharmacy prices.

Hey, we buy blood oil from Saudi Arabia and Azerbaijan. . . forget your robot, he's an idiot too.

I make me a pizza now.

[OldMoses]

Blood oil pizza, yum! I'd put some petro-roni on mine.

[Pete]

Better make sure it's fresh petro-roni, or you might be going green.

Pete