A Christmas Song

[eoredson]

Find attached a Christmas song by AC/DC

Erik.

[Pete]

LOL@mistress4christmas.  

I wrote lyrics for ACDC back in the day, but mistress4christmas beat me out!

Frosty the snowman had two very cold snow balls
'Till a kid named Sue didn't think it through
When she wrapped them up in shawls
Now Frosty the snowman won't be smiling on Christmas day
'Cause the heat from the shawls melted off his snowballs
And they dropped and rolled away
There must have been some magic in that super glue we found
'Cause when we glued his balls back on he began to dance around
Now Frosty the snowman he is jolly and that's a fact
Even though he knows his snowballs are froze he's so glad... he's... got.. them... back... Frosty!

+1

Pete

[eoredson]

Because "We've got the biggest balls of them all!"

Seriously, In Minnesota when it gets sub-zero, the old men say:

"My nose slammed shut" and the other man says:
"I chipped an eyebrow" and the next man says:
"I shattered my left testicle."

btw:
When you can see your breath in the elevator you know it is cold outside!?

-ejo

(and i am going to get the last word on this)

[madscijr]

LOL@mistress4christmas.  

I wrote lyrics for ACDC back in the day, but mistress4christmas beat me out!

Frosty the snowman had two very cold snow balls
'Till a kid named Sue didn't think it through
When she wrapped them up in shawls
Now Frosty the snowman won't be smiling on Christmas day
'Cause the heat from the shawls melted off his snowballs
And they dropped and rolled away
There must have been some magic in that super glue we found
'Cause when we glued his balls back on he began to dance around
Now Frosty the snowman he is jolly and that's a fact
Even though he knows his snowballs are froze he's so glad... he's... got.. them... back... Frosty!

+1

Pete

That was lovely. We might have to appoint you, sir, as the Poet Laureate of qb64phoenix.com! 

[Pete]

Yep, folks always say Pete's a poet but he just don't get it!

Pete