Can anyone tell me why this won't compile?

[bplus]

I feel like I should apologize for this rabbit hole I'm dragging you all down. 

What you are doing is commendable. Not only asking questions in Help me section but also posting your code to go along with your questions. You are probably helping several other lurkers who are too shy to get their selves setup properly with QB64. This is best use of this forum along with sharing fun things you've enjoyed.