05-13-2025, 02:16 AM
Believe it or not, I did see some article the other day about an AI toilet paper. It apparently has some type of sensor involved in the roll that determines the pressure applied to the roll. This way it can sense if it's a person who grabs it with several fingers or if it's a cat's paw that's on it and trying to roll it. It's supposed to cat-proof toilet paper and not unravel if you have a cat in the house who likes to play with the roll!
There's also another AI toilet paper which has microsensors built into the weaves of each sheet and which will automatically flush your commode after it's dropped into the bowl. This means you never have to actually touch the nasty lever and push the flusher yourself!
And then there's another AI toilet paper which is smarter than some people I know (like Pete), which can actually tell you Steve is just full of shit and not to believe him...
There's also another AI toilet paper which has microsensors built into the weaves of each sheet and which will automatically flush your commode after it's dropped into the bowl. This means you never have to actually touch the nasty lever and push the flusher yourself!
And then there's another AI toilet paper which is smarter than some people I know (like Pete), which can actually tell you Steve is just full of shit and not to believe him...