Eagles and buzzards - oh my! I only recently became the target of such a "dive bombing", but it must have been a little bird, they left just a drop or two on my arm and the sleeve of my shirt, easily cleaned. Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!
Our neighbors told a story of taking the entire family rafting on an old inflatable mattress (it worked, too) in the fall when all the geese are flying south, and finding themselves in a veritable hailstorm of goose-poops! So, hold onto that air mattress, but you may want to avoid the waterways in October!
Interesting about the backwards TP, I thought they only did that on boats! We had a kitty that discovered the joys of unrolling the Charmin, but that was years ago, and all our cats since seem more occupied by other things!
Our neighbors told a story of taking the entire family rafting on an old inflatable mattress (it worked, too) in the fall when all the geese are flying south, and finding themselves in a veritable hailstorm of goose-poops! So, hold onto that air mattress, but you may want to avoid the waterways in October!
Interesting about the backwards TP, I thought they only did that on boats! We had a kitty that discovered the joys of unrolling the Charmin, but that was years ago, and all our cats since seem more occupied by other things!