Steve, your chicken got loose again!

[Pete]

About six years ago, my Son told me a joke he made up. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from North Korea's long range missiles. Unfortunately, that joke gets less funny with the passage of time, but I still love it.

Mac, former owner of the original QBasic Forum was asked about chicken jokes once. Mac being a stout programmer replied, "What proof do I have the road exists?"

Pete