Some Interesting Tutorial Stats

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Even from Russia there were still 136 visitors! If  Putin knew that. 

I got an email from him a while back. He was wondering if QB64 would run on his Antonov CCP-PII 666Mhz system running Lindows 2.3. I told him to ask his buddy Kim that got it running on an NKP4 900Mhz running Oppressive Linux for help.

With that you are at the NKWD, no wait. . . KGB. . . No, neither, now I have it: You are now noted at the FSB. 

Has Russia Today already asked you whether you could come to Moscow for an interview? Hands off! 
The flight would continue straight away to Siberia. Welcome to the Gulag!