Holy crap it's hot!

[SMcNeill]

See the triangle county between Wytheville and Roanoke? That's Steve-Land(tm)!

I've already driven past Steve's farm using Google Maps. Unfortunately, you can't get onto McNeill Road. It ends at the entrance to Laurel Creek Road. 
The landscape looks like Central Europe.

Laurel Creek Road

That's how far out in the country we are.  Google won't even drive down all our roads here!