Star Wars

[ChiaPet]

"The world will end at midnite, 12:30 in Newfoundland."

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We've a London, Paris, Toledo and even Moscow, Ohio.

Did you ever see Twilight Zone, "Stop at Willoughby", I live right next to Willoughby!

Oh hey we even have at least one Newfoundland in Ohio:
https://www.buckeyepuppies.com/puppy-sea...wfoundland

[Pete]

I tried taking a flight to Willoughby once, but some guy, who looked like Captain Kirk, was screaming something about a gremlin sitting outside on the wing, and the plane had to land in Toledo.

Pete

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That wasn't a Gremlin that was a Satsquash cousin of the Yoda.

[Pete]

My theory of Big Foot goes something like this...

Big Foot is merely the pet of some alien race, visiting Earth. Upon departure, the alien vessel makes a pit stop in the woods, so their pet can take a dump before the long journey home. Sasquatch litter ain't cheap, ya know.

Pete

[OldMoses]

That wasn't a Gremlin that was a Satsquash cousin of the Yoda.

Is a satsquash something that happens when produce groceries are mistakenly left on a kitchen chair?

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That wasn't a Gremlin that was a Satsquash cousin of the Yoda.

Is a satsquash something that happens when produce groceries are mistakenly left on a kitchen chair?

Yeah so a grown man has a right to scream bloody hell when he sees one on an airplane wing!

[Pete]

Lettuce leaf vegetables out of this discussion, people.

Pete

[OldMoses]

Lettuce leaf vegetables out of this discussion, people.

Pete

Well then, orange you glad I didn't mention fruit?

[Pete]

Sorry for the late reply. I was in a meating.

Pete